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It’s not like this blog gets a lot of traffic. But one post is a guaranteed view-getter: Sex and My Mother-in-Law. While admittedly there are words like XXX and orgy in the post, it’s not about that at all. I think it’s a humorous and also touching piece about love, marriage and my relationship with my former mother-in-law. In fact, I’m quite proud of it.
So, without trying to sound too judgmental, I have to shake my head a bit when I see the search terms that get people to my lovely little story. Things like “sex with my mother-in-law” and “mother-in-law hot sex” and “mother-in-law sex stories” and lots of other sometimes more explicit stuff like that. I’m sure you get the picture. (In fact, I realize I’m risking hits on those terms by just writing this, but I figure I’m already getting that traffic so what the heck.)
What I can’t help wondering is whether any of these people looking for hot, juicy stories actually wind up reading what I wrote. I’ve never gotten one comment and yet the post has had hundreds of views just in the last 30 days. Do they all walk away disappointed? And is that a good thing or not?
My fantasy is that someone who is all primed for porn sees my post, reads it, and is charmed by the story. And at that moment realizes he (or she) would rather go be romantic with their mate. Or simply go read a good book or watch the Game Show Network. I told you it was a fantasy.
It’s not that I’m against erotica. In fact, I once helped write an article for a constitutional lawyer defending people’s first amendment rights to produce totally legal erotic materials. But seriously…your own MOTHER-IN-LAW? What’s up with that?
Uh…come to think of it, I probably should rephrase that last question. But I won’t.
BTW…to all the accidental visitors who got here hoping for something very different, I’d like to borrow a phrase from one of my spammers:
Sorry ![]()
Now go hug your spouse for goodness sake!
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NOTE as of 4/15/2013: I finally decided to remove the post for good. I tried bringing it back, but just couldn’t take a stats chart overflowing with those terms and not much else. Also hated to think about all those disappointed people not wanting anything else my little PG blog has to offer!
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Oh my…I just stopped by to say “Hello” and wish you a fine day today. Thanx for giggle and the funny-bone tickle.
I’m actually becoming quite fond of your spammer’s phrase ” Sorry
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It’s applicable on so many levels. Perhaps I will adopt it.
Even though I didn’t stop by here for ‘in-law fantasy sex’ I’ll take your advice to hug my spouse as soon as I can, for goodness sake. (((Cyber-Hugs))), MW
Hahaha! Thanks MW. Glad my humble post got your spouse an extra hug!
Goes to show….title is EVERYTHING in blogging.
Funny stuff
You are a funny lady with a natural talent of words.
Thanks UM and SurfaceEarth. Appreciate your visits and kind words. Thank god for humor!
I love it when you talk about your blog stats and visitors
(yes, I’m back!)
Ha ha that really made me laugh… I shouldn’t be surprised that there are people out there googling things like that, but of course I still am!
Thanks,
GS
Nice to see you again Origino. Glad I could amuse.
Hahaha! Thanks for the visit, Guilty Secret – and the guilty admission. Good luck with your relationship, btw.
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I’m confused???! Is your article just this page? If so, your article is about a response to a fictitious “other” article? Maybe I am too impatient to find the hidden link to the real article. People seem to be responding to something.
Hi Michael. The link to the story in question is in the first paragraph (2nd sentence) where you can click on “Sex and My Mother-in-Law.”
I have a fascination with statistics and the search terms people use to get to my blog, so this post is just commenting on some of my thoughts related to the kinds of things people search for that get them to the very real story. Hope that helps. Thanks for asking!
I’m feeling much better about the top search term that leads people to me:
“How to get caulk of your hands” and all it’s different misspellings….LOL
Ha! Now that’s weird. Maybe you’ll write a post one day to help those poor caulky people!
LOL – Did – two years ago…LOL
http://ballybin.wordpress.com/2011/06/26/caulking-for-beginners/
This is why I’m the Queen of Search Engine GE Silicone Caulk – LOL